...of my brain breaking.
OK, I think that most people reading this journal know that I'm a pretty big Snape fan. No surprise there. He's brilliant, moody, sarcastic, bitter, has a big nose (I love that in men), sweeps around in sexy black robes, and all that good stuff.
HOWEVER...
All that said, I do realize he's a fictional character. Really. (
And I realize that fact even when I make my husband dress up as him and do unholy things to me that I'm pretty sure JKR never imagined the real Snape doing.)
So it pains me to realize that some supreme levels of absolute batshit crazy have been going down in the big Sevster's name, all unbeknownst to me, until I was bored at work late this afternoon and decided to wander over to Fandom Wank to see if anything interesting had been going on lately, since it had been several months since I last checked in.
Oh. My. God.
Do not click on this link unless you want to lose an hour or so of your life, along with your faith in humanity.
Don't say I didn't warn you!